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You know, I'm locked
in this store here...

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because I didn't have
the guts to steal a skirt...

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so I could get arrested
and embarrass my father...

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in this stupid,
desperate, childish,

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pathetic attempt to leave home.
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You have your underwear
yanked up your ass.

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I have my entire life
yanked up my ass!

:39:23
You were speaking figuratively.
I was speaking literally.

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And you're happy.
You're happy.

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I'm not happy.
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I'm working nights.
Everybody thinks I'm a liar.

:39:34
My whole family's
laughing at me.

:39:36
Reverend Harwell gave me
the finger last week.

:39:39
At least you have
some control over your life.

:39:41
- So do you.
- My father controls my life.

:39:43
You're over 18.
You can tell him to drop dead.

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- So can you.
- I don't want to.

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I like living at home.
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- No, you don't.
- Am I a garden snail?

:39:58
An involuntary muscle
in a janitor suit?

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I know what I want to do.
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What could
you possibly like...

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about living at
home at your age?

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The meals are great.
I mean, there's cable.

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The accommodations
are excellent, five-star.

:40:15
What do you care if
I'm living at home or not?

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Hey, I didn't come here
to irritate you.

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Well, you're beginning to.
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Great.
That's really great.

:40:28
I gotta stop saying
those kinds of things.

:40:31
Those freakin' kids!
I knew I couldn't trust 'em.

:40:34
Town liar.
That's a nice rep.

:40:37
I bet it was Gregory,
that little weasel.

:40:39
Top secret, and they still
shoot off their mouths!

:40:42
If I'd really been
a French spy,

:40:44
those little tots
would've gotten me killed!

:40:47
Piano wire wrapped around my neck.
My testicles shoved down my throat.

:40:50
A piece of dynamite
stuck up my ass!

:40:57
She's so beautiful.

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