:42:23
Boy, that saddle's having all the fun.
:42:26
You have, like, a half-track mind.
:42:28
- You wouldn't screw her brains out?
- Lovely image.
:42:31
It ranks up there with my other favourite
of yours: "Bang the shit out of her."
:42:37
I'm sorry if I offended
your delicate sensibilities.
:42:40
- You were staring at her pretty good.
- That's different.
:42:43
- Different?
- Yeah.
:42:46
Look. I go to an art gallery,
right? And I see a Picasso.
:42:50
- Oh, she's a Picasso now?
- No, she's not a Picasso.
:42:53
If she was, she'd have three tits.
:42:55
What I'm saying is if I see a nice painting,
I look at it, but I don't pull it off the wall.
:43:00
Let me ask you this.
:43:02
What if you could have great sex
with someone attractive...
:43:05
...and Barbara would never find out?
:43:07
It's a big trap. I mean,
look what happened to Phil.
:43:10
The girl came to his house,
then she came to my house.
:43:13
Yeah.
:43:15
- Let's say a spaceship lands.
- Good, reality. Are you listening to this?
:43:19
A spaceship lands and the most beautiful
woman you ever saw gets out.
:43:23
All she wants to do is have
the greatest sex in the universe with you.
:43:27
- Could happen.
- When it's over, she flies away for ever.
:43:31
No one will ever know.
You're telling me you wouldn't do it?
:43:35
No. It just what you describing actually happened
to my cousin Ronald. And his wife did find out about
it at the beauty parlour.
:43:41
- They know everything there.
- Forget about it.
:43:43
I'm saying it wouldn't make
it all right if Barbara didn't know.
:43:47
I'd know, and I wouldn't
like myself. That's all.
:43:50
- Pay attention, girls. We got strays.
- Hi, Curly. Kill anyone today?
:43:55
Day ain't over yet.