1:10:01
I don't know how Barbara can stand it.
1:10:03
Yeah.
1:10:05
All right. I got one.
My best day.
1:10:07
The one about Arlene
and that loose step?
1:10:09
No.
No, my wedding day.
1:10:12
- What?
- Yeah. Remember that day?
1:10:14
Outdoor wedding. Arlene looked great.
Those water pills really worked.
1:10:20
You guys are all smiling at me.
And my dad, in the front...
1:10:25
...gives me a little wink... you know?
1:10:29
I mean, he's not the warmest
of men... but he winked.
1:10:33
I was the first to get married
and have a real job.
1:10:36
I remember thinking "I'm grown-up."
1:10:39
You know? "I'm not a goofball
any more. I made it."
1:10:44
I felt like a man.
1:10:47
It's the best day of my life.
1:10:50
- What was your worst day?
- Every day since is a tie.
1:10:57
All right, Ed. Your best day.
What is it, twins in a trapeze?
1:11:00
- No, I don't wanna play.
- We did it.
1:11:02
I don't feel like it.
1:11:05
OK.
1:11:11
I'm 14 and my mother and
father are fighting again.
1:11:14
You know, because she caught
him again. Caught him!
1:11:18
This time, the girl drove
by the house to pick him up.
1:11:22
I finally realised he wasn't just cheating
on my mother. He was cheating on us.
1:11:27
So I told him. I said "You're bad
to us. We don't love you."
1:11:33
"I'll take care of my mother and my sister.
We don't need you any more."
1:11:37
He made like he was gonna
hit me, but I didn't budge.
1:11:41
Then he turned around and he left.
Never bothered us again.
1:11:45
But I took care of my mother
and my sister from that day on.
1:11:49
That's my best day.
1:11:52
What was your worst day?
1:11:54
Same day.