:12:01
Has he always been
like he is now?
:12:03
When he chews you out?
:12:04
Mm-hmm.
:12:05
Maybe he figures he might not
get another chance.
:12:08
Hey, guys, come on.
:12:09
We got a squad room meeting,
okay, Jake?
:12:11
All right, all right, all right.
:12:13
I got all night, too.
:12:16
I want to introduce
our new replacement pilot.
:12:19
Mr. Barlow, up front.
:12:20
Let's hear about your life.
Come on.
:12:23
Yeah! Yeah!
:12:24
Up front, up front,
up front, up front,
:12:26
up front, up front,
up front...
:12:28
All right.
:12:29
All right, all right, shut up!
:12:30
I'm Lieutenant J.G. Jack Barlow.
:12:32
Sit down, asshole!
:12:34
How old are you, son?
:12:36
24, sir.
:12:37
You look 12.
:12:38
Did they teach you how to shave
at the Naval Academy?
:12:41
I didn't think so.
:12:41
Razor.
:12:43
Ah, that's your new
name for now: Razor.
:12:46
Excellent name, skipper.
:12:47
Yeah!
:12:48
All right, Walter.
:12:50
Thank you.
:12:53
All right, at, uh...
:12:54
tomorrow at 1000
on the flight deck
:12:56
there will be a memorial service
for McPherson.
:12:58
The uniform is tropical,
white, long.
:13:01
Oh, yeah, one other thing.
:13:03
Uh, somebody close that door
back there, will you?
:13:05
Frank?
:13:08
Now, this matter
of the phantom shitter.
:13:13
Now, I know it's a phenomenon
:13:15
that occurs on a
carrier in combat
:13:17
that goes back
to World War I l,
:13:19
but this has gotten
out of hand.
:13:21
Last night, the
phantom left a note
:13:23
saying he would strike,
:13:25
and this morning, a turd was
found in the XO's ashtray.
:13:31
That only means
one thing, gentlemen.
:13:34
It is no fighter jock
or recon puke
:13:36
who is doing this thing.
:13:38
It is an A-6 driver,
:13:39
because no one else
on this ship
:13:41
can hit the XO's ashtray.
:13:43
Yeah!
:13:46
Right, right, right.
:13:47
Hup.
:13:48
Someone,
:13:50
in this room right here,
:13:54
is the phantom shitter.
:13:56
Now, it could be your roommate,
pilot, bombardier...