Johnny Stecchino
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:10:02
- Hey Gianna, how are you ?
- You know I am bad..
- I know, be strong.. Ciao.

:10:06
- Where is Lillo ?
- He's there..

:10:10
- Come on, he's having breakfast with me.
- Ok then. Ciao.

:10:15
- Dante are we having breakfast ?
- Yes Lillo, then..

:10:18
I have to tell you something
which happened to me last night.

:10:21
Lillo, let go !
I'll go off the road !

:10:24
I'll go off the road !
Lillo, let me go !

:10:31
"Show us your Ministry.."
She showed her thighs !

:10:35
And what a butt ! And some touched it !
And how many women !
Actually I didn't get that game..

:10:41
By the way, we went out
and I was left alone with a dog..

:10:46
And a car stopped by, Lillo.
..and a woman got off.

:10:50
She was the most beautiful woman
I have ever seen.

:10:55
And you know what ?
She stopped, and looked at me, Lillo !
She looked at me, hey !

:10:59
She looked at me and came close,
then she said: ''You are wonderful !''
..she said that to me !

:11:04
And then she fell to the ground.
:11:07
- Did you have sex ?
- No.

:11:11
No, she passed out, she passed out, but..
:11:14
..but she was the most beautiful woman..
:11:17
And Lillo, she looked at me as if I were
the best looking man in the world.

:11:22
A smart woman,
with good taste, very refined .

:11:25
Then she suddenly came closer
as if she wanted to kiss me,
she almost touched me,

:11:29
and said:
''You're my dream !"

:11:33
She said that to me !
I am still upset.

:11:37
Lillo ! Not the sweets !
:11:40
You've got diabetes,
you can't eat sweets !

:11:44
There's sugar in them,
you could die !

:11:47
- Only two !
- No, you can't have any, and by the way they cost too much.

:11:51
You can have fruit,
fruit is allowed if you have diabetes.

:11:55
..but it's expensive as well.
:11:58
We should find a way
not to pay for it. Wait here.


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