Johnny Stecchino
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:58:01
I'm not from Palermo.
I arrived yesterday.

:58:05
This morning I got out early.
I wanted a banana for breakfast.

:58:10
I went to the greengrocer,
Nicola Travaglia.

:58:15
- I know him.
- I wanted to buy this banana.

:58:20
I took the money..
:58:26
Colonel, I didn't mean to buy it.
:58:30
I'll tell you the truth, I wanted to steal it.
:58:35
I didn't know that in Palermo
people get so mad..

:58:39
..for a stolen banana.
:58:42
The banana was like this.
The greengrocer saw it..

:58:49
..and yelled.
:58:51
He called the police who
protect the greengrocers..

:58:56
..and they started shooting.
I got scared and ran away.

:59:01
They followed me. There were 10,
20, 40 of them ! It's a miracle if I'm alive.

:59:17
- What's your name ?
- My real name is Dante.

:59:23
Mister Dante,
We've got much work to do.

:59:28
- You aren't from Palermo. - No.
- There are serious problems here.

:59:34
- I know, the traffic is terrible.
- You did something really bad.

:59:41
Stealing a banana is a crime.
:59:45
- I violated the Criminal Code ?
- Yes.

:59:50
- But you found me.
- I was lucky !

:59:54
Are you glad for what you did ?
:59:57
No, Colonel.
I'm really sorry for that.


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