:48:00
Ah, she's probably sleeping, man.
:48:04
Good night.
:48:13
Sharon, I beat up on girls
like you when I was little. I... I...
:48:19
It's true.
:48:21
- You know who she reminds me of?
- Who?
:48:23
Sharon reminds me of the McFarlands.
Maurine McFarland.
:48:29
(laughter)
:48:31
- Hello. Hi.
- (Alek) Are you Moira?
:48:33
Yeah.
:48:34
You guys.
:48:36
No, they are a nice family. But if you think
our family's wacky, I won't say any more!
:48:43
There was a time about ten years ago
that I was in Colorado
:48:46
and I was gonna make my way to New
York to see her cos I knew she was there,
:48:50
and, uh, I never made it.
:48:53
I was a dancer on the road, but a different
kind of dancer. I was a topless dancer.
:48:58
I was real heavy into drugs.
:49:00
But Moira McFarland
taught me how to shave my legs.
:49:04
- (woman) You're indebted to her.
- Let me borrow her stuffed bra.
:49:08
- How old were you?
- Showed me how to use tampons,
:49:10
not very well, I might add.
And taught me how to make out.
:49:14
Madonna, I did not teach you
how to insert a tampon.
:49:18
And if we got in bed together naked,
I don't remember that.
:49:22
She said she was never in bed
naked with me? She's such a liar.
:49:27
She's got an active imagination though.
:49:29
Liar. Did she say she finger-fucked me?
:49:32
No!
:49:33
I remember looking at her bush. I know!
:49:36
See what happens when you take drugs
and alcohol? I mean, I lose a lot of stuff.
:49:41
I remember the crack in her parents' bed
because it was two beds pushed together.
:49:45
I remember I fell through the crack
:49:48
cos we were jumping up and down
on the bed too much... naked.
:49:51
The last time I really saw her
before she became a star, whatever,
:49:58
was when I was in tenth grade.