1:25:00
Who do I wanna meet next?
1:25:04
Who would really blow you away?
1:25:09
I think I met everybody.
1:25:12
Just tell me one person.
1:25:13
- That would really blow me away?
- Mm-hm.
1:25:16
Who'd really rock your world.
1:25:19
- Hm, OK.
- (phone rings)
1:25:24
Oh, that guy that's in all
of Pedro Almodóvar's movies.
1:25:27
- Antonio Banderas.
- I know him.
1:25:29
Antonio Banderas is this Spanish actor
that I've had a crush on for two years.
1:25:35
He's in all ofPedro Almodóvar's movies,
and I love Pedro's movies.
1:25:39
I've seen every movie
that Antonio's ever done
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and I have to say he's one ofthe few
movie stars that I was dying to meet.
1:25:48
We get to Madrid and it turns out Pedro
wants to throw a big dinner party for me,
1:25:52
so, you know...
1:25:54
Ofcourse, Antonio's gonna be there.
1:25:56
And so here I am, I spent the whole week
psyching myselfup for this party
1:26:03
and I've got it all worked out in my head.
1:26:05
I'm gonna make Antonio
fall madly in love with me.
1:26:08
Only there was this one major
obstacle I'd never counted on.
1:26:12
- Hola.
- His wife.
1:26:15
I've wanted to meet Antonio for years.
I finally get to meet him and he's married.
1:26:20
- I am.
- That's one of life's little fuck-overs.
1:26:24
Don't worry. I'm just kidding... not!
1:26:27
Madonna, this is one
of the Spanish stars, too.
1:26:32
- Hi.
- Actor, singer...
1:26:34
- Are you married?
- Dancer.
1:26:36
- Are you married?
- No!
1:26:37
Bye! Bye-bye.
1:26:39
This is your side! This is your place!
1:26:44
Oh, hey, knock it off, fellas. Come on.
1:26:46
- What's wrong?
- I've got to drown my sorrows.
1:26:49
- You're ready to snatch him. You know it.
- I'm putting my head in the toilet. I swear.
1:26:54
Well, don't do it till you get home.
All right?
1:26:58
I said to Ricky "Oh, fuck it,
this is such a disaster. He's married."