:19:02
"Boy and convicted killer go on joyride"?
:19:06
"Little league team hospitalised"?
:19:10
"Union Carbide plant explodes"?
:19:15
This kid's a nightmare.
:19:16
Do you want to forget the whole thing?
:19:19
Smith...
:19:21
When someone has a bum leg,
:19:24
you don't shoot the patient.
:19:26
You just cut off the leg.
:19:31
That's why you want a franchise. Big Ben is
the fastest-growing sports equipment empire.
:19:36
Hey, it's Big Ben.
:19:39
Pick up that phone and call now.
:19:41
For just $399,
you can get one of my starter kits.
:19:44
Then you'll be on your way to having it all,
just like me, Big Ben Healy.
:19:49
What's this?
:19:52
Look at this. What sort of idiot
would send Grandpa money?
:19:56
That's my namel
:19:58
- The old man's finally lost his mind.
- Uh-huh.
:20:02
- Come downstairs. I got a surprise for you.
- All right! A surprise?
:20:06
- Where is it?
- Down the steps.
:20:08
Now, where is that surprise?
:20:10
- Surprise!
- Hi, Junior!
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I'm Rhoda, your babysitter.
We're gonna be good friends.
:20:17
Dad, let's slow this down a minute.
:20:20
Now, what is going on here?
:20:22
This is Rhoda, your babysitter.
You're gonna be good friends.
:20:25
Yeah, I heard that part. But why?
:20:29
Yoo-hoo!
:20:31
Because I'm going out on a date.
:20:34
Hi, Ben. I'm all ready.
:20:36
Great. Junior, you remember
Debbie Claukinski?
:20:39
How can I forget? Her pie gave us the runs.
:20:44
That's not true.
He's thinking about someone else's pie.
:20:49
Anyway, we don't want to be late.
I got reservations at the Saint Pierre Club.
:20:53
Oh, I'm so excited! My ex-husband
never took me to fancy places.
:20:58
Not that I'm a gal who rattles on about her
last marriage. That guy is insanely jealous.