1:02:01
We're her mommy and her daddy.
1:02:11
It was our fourth date.
Summer, 1970?
1:02:14
Shakespeare in the Park?
The bottle of Chardonnay?
1:02:17
All's well that ends well.
1:02:28
- We're still rolling?
- Yeah. Fabulous.
1:02:30
I got pregnant,
and I was so young.
1:02:35
And the show made me sign a paper
saying I'd never mention the baby.
1:02:41
So I went home to Iowa,
and I had you.
1:02:45
And I gave you to Grandma
to raise.
1:02:48
And I made up a twin sister, Simone,
who died in a car wreck...
1:02:52
said she was your actual mom.
1:02:54
And then the show
told everyone I had T.B...
1:02:57
and sent my character to
a sanitarium in Tierra del Fuego.
1:03:01
Why can't I write shit
like this?
1:03:03
After I came back from having Lori,
I was terrible to you.
1:03:08
I know that. I know that.
All right?
1:03:12
I blamed you
for messing up my whole life...
1:03:14
so I had you written off the show
so you'd disappear.
1:03:17
And you did!
1:03:22
Now you're all back,
and I've ruined three lives!
1:03:26
Three lives!
1:03:29
Me, America's sweetheart!
1:03:34
Oh, God!
1:03:37
This is fuckin' great.
1:03:44
Pumpkin.
1:03:46
Oh, God.
1:03:51
-Jeffrey.
- Stay away from me.