:10:02
- Where are you goin'? Finish your dinner.
- Out.
:10:05
- Can I borrow your hairdryer?
- Go and shite!
:10:07
- And leave my aftershave alone.
- Who was that at the door?
:10:10
Some snotty-nosed fella
with a mouth organ.
:10:13
- Yeh put an ad in the paper?
- I'm puttin' a band together.
:10:16
D'yeh need a singer?
:10:18
Wise men say
:10:23
Only fools rush in
:10:29
But I can't help
:10:33
Falling in love
:10:36
With you
:10:40
- Like the river flows...
- Elvis is not soul.
:10:44
Elvis is God!
:10:45
I never pictured God
with a fat gut in a corset
:10:48
singing "My Way" at Caesar's Palace!
:10:50
Don't upset your father.
:10:58
- Who are your influences?
- Uh... Barry Manilow.
:11:03
- Who are your influences?
- Joan Baez... Joni Mitchell...
:11:07
Wings...
:11:08
Bachman Turner Overdrive?
:11:10
Spandau Ballet. Soft Cell.
:11:12
Sinéad O'Connor.
:11:13
It's a nice trip to a candy shop...
:11:18
Hi, I've come about the audition.
:11:20
Led Zeppelin.
:11:22
Uh...
:11:23
Billy and The Bollix.
:11:24
U2?
:11:31
Well, the black folks are starvin'
:11:36
And the white trash is carpin'
:11:40
And the KKK's all over the TV
:11:50
Blood on the mirror,
and there was blood on your face!