:38:03
Nice piece of coaching.
:38:05
Especially in the 5th inning when you
scratched your balls for an hour.
:38:09
Anything worth doing
is worth doing right.
:38:13
Yes, indeed.
:38:14
Until you did that, l couldn"t tell
if you were drunk or dead.
:38:22
lt was made very clear to me
what l"m supposed to do here.
:38:28
l smile...
:38:30
...wave my little hat, and l did that.
So when do l get paid?
:38:35
You have some good ballplayers.
lf you"ll only--
:38:38
Ballplayers!
:38:40
l haven"t got ballplayers!
l"ve got girls!
:38:42
Girls are what you sleep with after
the game, not what you coach during it.
:38:51
lf we paid you more, could you be
just a little more disgusting?
:38:55
l could certainly use the money.
:39:01
On the home front...
:39:04
... they find them everywhere...
:39:06
...North, East, South and West,
and even Canada.:
:39:09
Players for the new
All-American Girls" Baseball League.
:39:17
After a month of play...
:39:19
... the shine still isn"t off
these Diamond Gals.
:39:23
Alice ""Skeeter"" Gaspers says...
:39:25
... ""Legging out a triple is no reason
to let your nose get shiny. ""
:39:29
Betty Grable has nothing on these gals.
:39:33
Helen Haley has not only been on
several championship amateur teams...
:39:37
...she"s also an accomplished
coffeemaker.
:39:42
With her husband in the Pacific...
:39:44
...Betty Horn enjoys
cooking spaghetti and knitting.
:39:47
Her teammates call her
""Betty Spaghetti. ""
:39:50
Ellen Sue Gotlander is
a former Miss Georgia.
:39:56
Then there"s pretty Dottie Hinson...
:39:58
... who plays like Gehrig
and looks like Garbo.