1:09:00
- How much did you pay?
- Everything I had.
1:09:02
- And that was cheap!
- You took a potion?
1:09:04
- Beauty book, my butt!
- Wait a second.
1:09:08
I don't think this is
a miracle at all!
1:09:10
You're a fraud, a walking lie
and I can see right through you!
1:09:14
Speaking of which,
as a friend, some advice.
1:09:19
I would stay out of
a bathing suit for a while.
1:09:22
At least, a two piece.
1:09:25
Or if I...
1:09:36
Damn. I just fixed this.
1:09:48
En garde.
1:09:51
- Bitch.
- Girls, girls!
1:09:52
Let's just calm down. I'm sure we can
settle this peacefully... Whoa!
1:09:57
You should learn not to compete with me.
I always win.
1:10:01
Yah! Yah!
1:10:03
You may have always won,
but you never played fair.
1:10:06
Oh!
1:10:09
Who cares how I played?
I won!
1:10:12
I'll just be upstairs.
1:10:14
That's 'cause you could raise
your legs higher than anyone.
1:10:18
But look at you now! You couldn't
raise an eyebrow without surgery!
1:10:23
I've raised a lot more
than an eyebrow in my day.
1:10:25
You skinny, phony,
hollow bitch!
1:10:28
You've lost
your one and only talent.
1:10:30
Which was one more talent
than you had, you former fatso!
1:10:38
- Aaah!
- Yes! No! Oh, damn!
1:10:42
This is pointless!
Wait a minute, this is ridiculous!
1:10:45
We can't even hurt each other!
We can't even inflict pain!
1:10:47
Pain!
1:10:49
I'll tell ya about pain!
Bobby O'Brien!
1:10:53
Scott Hunter! Ernest Menville!
That's pain!
1:10:57
I loved every one of them
and they loved me.
1:10:59
I will not speak to you till
you put your head on straight.