:26:09
Why'd you call us down here?
:26:14
How're you doing, son?
:26:15
Does your mother know you're here?
:26:21
-Did you do this?
-Nice shooting.
:26:23
Better than Billy the Kid.
:26:25
Diaper rash makes you cranky.
:26:27
Give it to your mom.
Maybe she'll stick it on the refrigerator.
:26:30
-Can I borrow your glasses?
-Yeah.
:26:32
Who's wearing?
:26:34
Roger, you are.
:26:35
Why me? You guys should be wearing.
:26:37
Mr. Murtaugh, let me assist you.
:26:39
I don't need help.
I've been dressing myself since I was 30.
:26:42
-Okay, man, just trying to help.
-Get back.
:26:44
All you perverts, turn your heads.
:26:46
-Take it off, baby!
-Hold this shirt.
:26:49
You're wearing a girdle!
:26:51
-He's got a girdle!
-This is not a girdle.
:26:54
This is not a girdle. It's my back!
:26:56
My back went out on me.
:26:58
I hurt my back this morning lifting weights.
What're you talking about?
:27:02
I saw him do it.
:27:04
Everybody, listen up.
:27:05
I want you all to look at
these...lovely bullets.
:27:08
Cute.
:27:09
Notice the smooth jacket.
Pay particular attention to the tip.
:27:17
Now you've all seen these vests
stop a .357 magnum bullet.
:27:20
-Yeah.
-Okay.
:27:24
Observe.
:27:40
Son of a bitch!
:27:43
-Armor-piercing bullets?
-Yeah, cop killers.
:27:47
Those bullets came from the gun
of a suspect we arrested yesterday.
:27:51
They're out there on the streets.
:27:53
Vests are optional, boys and girls.
Especially boys.
:27:57
See you, Riggs.