Love Potion No. 9
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you can answer one
question correctly.

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What?
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How do you synthesize
a methylated alkaloid?

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I don't know.
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[Makes Buzzer Sound]
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Bye, now.
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Yes.
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Yes! Yes!
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Yes!
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Whoo!
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[Humming]
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It was late,
but the bars were open,

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and I still
felt the urge

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to continue
with my research.

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It was 100% effective.
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No matter
what they were doing

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or whoever
they were with,

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they wanted you!
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You were the one they were
looking for their entire lives.

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You were funny,
intelligent,

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but above all,
you were very, very sexy.

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It worked,
and it worked miracles.

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It absolutely eliminated
any fear that they

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wouldn't like you or that
you weren't good enough.

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Instead of taking years of painfully
coming to grips with reality,

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you change reality.
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Reality comes to you.
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You didn't have to be
good-looking,

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well-dressed, or rich.
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It didn't matter.
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You just had to speak.
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So...
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how do you like
those pretzels?

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And you didn't have to
be funny, intelligent,


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