:38:00
- Is that a drip I hear?
- (water drips)
:38:04
Yeah.
:38:07
Weren't you the Iast one
to use the bathroom?
:38:09
So?
:38:11
- Did you use the faucet?
- Yeah.
:38:15
- Then why didn't you turn it off?
- I did turn it off.
:38:18
WeII, if you turned it off,
why am I Iistening to it?
:38:21
Did it occur to you it couId be
turned off and drip at the same time?
:38:25
No. If you turned it off, it wouIdn't drip.
:38:27
- Maybe it's broken.
- Is that what you're saying? It's broken?
:38:31
Yeah, that's it. It's broken.
:38:35
- You sure?
- I'm positive.
:38:41
- Maybe you didn't twist it hard enough?
- I twisted itjust right.
:38:46
How couId you be so sure?
:38:50
If you wiII Iook in the manuaI, you wiII
see that this particuIar modeI faucet...
:38:55
..requires a range of 10 to 16
foot-pounds of torque.
:38:58
I routineIy twist to
maximum-aIIowabIe torquage.
:39:01
How couId you be sure
you used 16 foot-pounds of torque?
:39:05
Because I used a Craftsman modeI 1019
Iaboratory edition...
:39:10
..Signature Series torque wrench.
:39:12
The kind used by CaItech
high-energy physicists...
:39:15
..and NASA engineers.
:39:18
WeII, in that case, how couId
you be sure that's accurate?
:39:23
Because a spIit second before the torque
wrench was appIied to the faucet handIe,...
:39:27
..it had been caIibrated by top members...
:39:30
..of the state and federaI
department of weights and measures...
:39:34
..to be dead-on baIIs accurate.
:39:38
Here's a certificate of vaIidation.
:39:44
Dead-on baIIs accurate?
:39:47
It's an industry term.
:39:55
I guess the fucking thing is broken.