:14:00
He had six days.
We've only got six hours.
:14:03
And God said,
"Where the hell is Tim?"
:14:06
And there was Tim.
:14:09
And God said, "Let there be doors
that open and close."
:14:12
Do something?
I was getting the bananas.
:14:15
Doors! I bet God had a stage manager
who understood English, too.
:14:20
- That door won't close.
- And the bedroom won't, you know?
:14:24
- He hasn't been to bed for 48 hours.
- Don't worry! Only another 24 hours.
:14:30
Look, he's come down to earth
amongst us.
:14:33
Listen, since we've stopped...
:14:35
It took two days to do the set, so we
shan't have time for a dress rehearsal.
:14:40
Don't worry. Think of the first night
as the dress.
:14:44
If we can just get through tonight
for doors and sardines.
:14:49
It's all about doors and sardines,
getting on and off,
:14:53
getting the sardines on and off.
:14:55
That's farce.
That's the theatre. That's life.
:15:01
Oh, God, Lloyd. You're so deep.
:15:04
So just keep going.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
:15:08
Bang, you're on! Bang, you've said it!
Bang, you're off!
:15:13
- Where's Selsdon?
- Oh, God!
:15:15
- Selsdon!
- Poppy!
:15:17
- I thought he was out front.
- Is Mr Mowbray in his dressing room?
:15:22
- Would he, during a tech?
- Would who?
:15:25
- Selsdon.
- He wouldn't during a tech.
:15:28
- Half a chance, he would.
- What?
:15:31
- Be fair.
- Let's not jump to conclusions.
:15:35
- Get the understudy. Tim!
- Yes?
:15:37
Hurry up with the doors.
You're going on for Selsdon.
:15:41
He should never have been let
out of our sight. I said that.
:15:45
He's been good in rehearsals.
:15:48
In the rehearsal hall,
it was all...you know?
:15:51
You could see everyone.
:15:53
Here, there's a front and a back
and we've lost him.
:15:57
- He's not in his dressing room.
- Bathroom? Prop room? Paint shop?