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:28:00
- In my eye.
- Nice going.

:28:02
- Your left eye?
- Yes. Round the side.

:28:05
- I knew it hadn't gone far. OK?
- I think so.

:28:09
Clear the stage. Walking wounded
carry stretcher cases.

:28:12
- All right, Freddy?
- I just have a thing about...

:28:16
- We understand.
- On we bloodily stagger.

:28:19
Freddy, I'll rephrase that.
On we blindly stumble.

:28:22
Brooke, I withdraw that.
Anyway...

:28:25
- Where's Selsdon?
- Selsdon! Selsdon!

:28:28
She might have dropped it out here.
:28:31
Good. Keep looking.
Only another five pages, Selsdon.

:28:36
"Anyway, we can't stand here...in
your underwear. OK, I'll take it off."

:28:43
Darling, this isn't the sort of glue
that never comes unstuck, is it?

:28:48
Oh, Mrs Clackett's made us sardines.
:28:50
- Now what?
- A hot-water bottle.

:28:54
- I didn't put it there.
- I didn't.

:28:56
Someone in the bathroom filling it.
:28:59
- Is something creepy going on?
- Darling, are you coming to bed?

:29:04
- What did you say?
- Nothing.

:29:06
The door handle,
the hot-water bottle...

:29:08
- I've got goose pimples.
- Get something on.

:29:11
- Under the covers.
- What did I do with the sardines?

:29:15
You hear funny things
about old houses.

:29:18
But this one has been modernised.
Nothing creepy could survive...

:29:24
What? What is it?
What's happening?

:29:28
- The sardines! They've gone!
- There is something funny going on.

:29:32
I'm going to put my head under the...
:29:35
- I put them there.
- Bag!

:29:37
Mrs Sprockett must have taken them
away.

:29:40
- Bag!
- What?

:29:44
- What is it?
- Bag!

:29:46
- Bag!
- What do you mean?

:29:49
- Bag! Bag!
- What bag?

:29:51
No bag! Your bag suddenly here,
now gone!

:29:54
- It's in the bedroom.
- Don't go in there!

:29:59
- The box! They've both gone.
- My files!


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