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:34:00
- I can't see no one.
- This is extraordinary!

:34:04
Where's my prospective tenant?
She's gone! Disappeared!

:34:09
- Oh, my God!
- Now what?

:34:11
The sardines!
Can you see them?

:34:14
Yes. I can see the way they're going.
:34:16
I'm not letting them out of my hand.
But where is she?

:34:20
I can see I'm going to be
opening sardines all night.

:34:26
He said, "It's time to hand over
the ammonia bottle to a younger man."

:34:31
Where's she gone?
:34:33
"I may be 70," I said,
:34:36
"but I've still got
all my wits about me."

:34:39
- He didn't have an answer to that.
- Vicki! Vicki!

:34:43
- Or, if he did, I didn't hear it.
- Darling, where are you?

:34:47
That stuff doesn't eat through glue,
just trousers.

:34:51
You don't think it eats through...?
I'd better get these trousers off.

:34:56
This is an emergency!
If it eats through anything...

:35:00
I can feel it! It's eating
through everything!

:35:04
- An evil house!
- The Inland Revenue!

:35:06
- He's back!
- I'm not here!

:35:09
- Oh, my God!
- I'm abroad. I must go.

:35:12
- Stay! Speak!
- Only in the presence of my lawyer.

:35:15
Hold on! You're just an intruder!
An ordinary intruder.

:35:20
Nice to meet you.
Have a sardine.

:35:23
No, you're a sex criminal.
:35:25
You've done something to Vicki.
I'll sort you out.

:35:29
You've got sardines.
:35:31
If there's nothing I can offer,
I'll be running along.

:35:34
Come back! Hello? Police?
Someone has broken into my house...

:35:39
...into someone's house,
and a young woman is missing.

:35:42
- It's in the garden now, a man!
- She's reappeared. Are you OK?

:35:47
- No! He almost saw me!
- He almost saw her!

:35:50
- He's taken our things.
- The things are here!

:35:54
They're back!
We're just missing sardines.

:35:57
- Here they are!
- We've found them.

:35:59
This is the police? You want
the police here? In my underwear?


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