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:37:00
I'm finding such lovely things.
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Remember the biscuit tin you gave me
on our first anniversary?

:37:07
- Who are you?
- Oh, my God!

:37:10
I've taken your dress off you.
:37:12
Where have you been? I've been
going mad! Look at the state I'm in!

:37:18
I was trying to explain
about the Inland Revenue

:37:22
and my fingers got stuck.
:37:25
Don't wave it in my face.
I'm trying to find something.

:37:29
- Pair of gold taps. Oh, God!
- Who are you?

:37:32
- Doing the taps.
- Income tax?

:37:35
That's right. In come the new taps,
out go the old.

:37:38
Tax inspectors everywhere!
:37:40
Oh, my God! Boxes flying about!
There is something funny going on.

:37:46
Are you dressed yet?
:37:48
I've got the dress
stuck to my head now.

:37:51
- A man!
- Doing the taps.

:37:53
- Attacks? On women?
- I'll do the taps on the bath first.

:37:58
Sex criminals everywhere.
Where is Vicki? Vicki!

:38:05
I'm off. Tax on women?
They'll tax anything these days.

:38:10
You're in trouble, you see?
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- WC? I'll fix it.
- Vicki!

:38:24
Sheikh! I thought you were coming
at 4.00!

:38:28
And this is your charming wife?
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You want to see over the house now?
Since you're upstairs...

:38:36
- Him and his floozy!
- Let's start downstairs.

:38:39
Who are you?
:38:42
I don't know who she is.
No connection with the house.

:38:45
- This good lady with the sardines...
- This time, I'm eating them.

:38:50
...is fully occupied.
The toilet facilities...

:38:54
- Mrs Clackett, who are these people?
-Just Arab sheikhs.

:38:59
I'm sorry.
This is the downstairs bathroom.


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