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But last night, Garry wakes me
at 2 a.m. asking where Dotty is.
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Let me tell you about my life.
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Hamlet's ghost
complains every evening
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that Polonius is sucking sourballs
through his speeches.
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Claudius is off doing a soap and
Gertrude is off doing a commercial.
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Hamlet himself has come down
with a psychological problem.
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Then Brooke rings to say she's got
a doctor's certificate for exhaustion.
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I can't find a new Vicki.
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I have just one afternoon
while Hamlet sees his shrink
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to cure Brooke of her exhaustion
with some whisky,
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a few flowers - you've got the money -
and a certain fading bedside manner.
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I haven't come to hear
others' problems,
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but to be taken out of myself
and not put back.
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- But...
- Done the front-of-house calls?
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- Front-of-house calls.
- Don't let Poppy see those flowers!
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Ladies and gentlemen, take your seats.
The curtain will rise in three minutes.
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- We're going to be so late.
- No luck?
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I haven't even started
the front-of-house calls.
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- Money. Is that for me?
- No, no!
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Whisky. Where did you find that?
Not up here?
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He's hiding it up here! I'll put it
downstairs where he can't find it.
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- No?
- You know Dotty. Freddy's trying.
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- God!
- He's hiding them here. No?
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- No.
- You didn't try for long.
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- He's hiding them here now.
- Garry came rushing out.
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I couldn't understand him. I am stupid.
But I think he wanted to kill me.
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- You poor thing!
- I left him alone. Is he all right?
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- Anything but!
- He's going on?
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Going on? Garry?
Of course Garry's going on!
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If you have to go on for Garry,
Poppy can't go on for Dotty.