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1:15:00
Hello?
Yes, but there's no one here, love.

1:15:05
Mr Brent's not here now.
He lives in Spain.

1:15:08
Yes, he writes plays,
1:15:10
though why he wants to get mixed up
in plays, God knows.

1:15:14
He'd be safer in a snake pit.
No, she's in Spain, too.

1:15:19
They're all in Spain.
1:15:21
Am I in Spain? No, I'm not in Spain!
I'm in agony, that's where I am!

1:15:27
We haven't been on the road three
months and she's trying to kill me!

1:15:32
I'm standing with a plate of sardines
and she kicks me in the...

1:15:37
Where the hell are they?
If it's to do with renting...

1:15:42
- Selsdon!
- Selsdon?

1:15:44
- I can't find him.
- I'll find him.

1:15:48
No, they're next to the study
in the phone.

1:15:52
Squire, Squire, Hackham and...
Hold on!

1:15:56
I'm going to do something wrong here.
Oh, yes!

1:15:59
Always the same. As soon as
you've got too much on your plate,

1:16:03
you go putting your foot in it.
1:16:06
Oh, speak of the Devil.
1:16:09
They'll all go putting their foot
in it now, won't they? Well...

1:16:13
I'll just put that down.
That'll keep them out of harm's way.

1:16:19
What I'm holding now I don't know.
1:16:22
And off I go at last.
1:16:32
My housekeeper, yes,
but this is her afternoon off.

1:16:36
So we've got the place
entirely to ourselves.

1:16:39
- Wow!
- I'll just check.

1:16:44
Hello? Anyone at home?
1:16:46
No, there's no one here.
1:16:49
- So, what do you think?
- Great!

1:16:53
Is it all yours?
1:16:55
Just a little shack in the woods.
1:16:58
Converted mill, sixteenth century.

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