1:29:02
Don't panic! Don't panic!
There's a rational explanation...
1:29:12
...for this.
1:29:21
- This is going to sound silly, but...
- I'm going to clear out the attic.
1:29:26
- Are you all right?
- Oh, my God!
1:29:29
- She's killed him.
- He's stunned.
1:29:31
- Oh, dear.
- She put sardines on the stairs.
1:29:34
- Don't panic!
- He's all right!
1:29:37
- She'll get you next time.
- There's a rational explanation.
1:29:41
- I'll fetch Mrs Splodgett.
- You have. I'm here.
1:29:45
- She'll tell us what's happening.
- No, she won't. She doesn't know.
1:29:50
- I'll tell you.
- A man's there.
1:29:52
No, he's not there.
He's here, and so am I.
1:29:56
No, no. There's no one in the house.
1:29:59
No, I know this is a surprise.
1:30:02
It's quite a shock finding a man
lying at the bottom of the stairs.
1:30:07
But now we've all met, we'll just
have to introduce ourselves.
1:30:12
This is my husband.
He hates surprises.
1:30:16
So, why don't you get that stuff in
the loo that eats through anything?
1:30:21
Eats through anything.
Right. Thank you.
1:30:24
I've heard of getting stuck with
a problem, but this is ridiculous.
1:30:31
No bars, no burglar alarms.
1:30:35
They should be prosecuted
for incitement.
1:30:39
- Come in and join the party, honey.
- A burglar!
1:30:43
This is most exciting.
1:30:45
It's my fault. I say, "I've heard
of getting stuck with a problem,"
1:30:50
and open this door...
1:30:54
No bars, no burglar alarms.
1:30:57
They should be prosecuted
for incitement.