1:03:01
- Nice work, Freddy.
- Thank you, my man.
1:03:05
- How was Long Beach Mike's referral?
- Perfect.
1:03:07
His backing me up went a long way.
I told them I played poker with him.
1:03:11
Nice Guy checked it out
and said it was A-okay.
1:03:14
Said I was a good thief,
I didn't rattle...
1:03:17
and that I was ready to move.
1:03:19
He's a good guy.
I wouldn't be inside without him.
1:03:24
Long Beach Mike
is not your friend.
1:03:26
Long Beach Mike
is a fucking scumbag.
1:03:29
He's selling out his friends.
1:03:31
That's how nice he fuckin' is.
1:03:33
I'll take care of his ass...
1:03:35
but you get that scumbag out of mind
and take care of business.
1:03:39
Gone.
1:03:46
Use the commode story?
1:03:48
- What's the commode story?
- It's a scene. Memorize it.
1:03:53
- A what?
- Undercover cops gotta be Brando.
1:03:56
To do this job you gotta be
a great actor, naturalistic.
1:04:00
You gotta be naturalistic as hell.
1:04:02
If you're a bad actor,
that's bullshit in this job.
1:04:07
What is this?
1:04:08
That's an amusing anecdote
about a drug deal.
1:04:13
Something funny that happened to you
while you were doing a job.
1:04:17
I gotta memorize all this?
There's four pages of this shit.
1:04:21
Think about it like it's a joke.
1:04:23
Memorize what's important.
The rest you make your own.
1:04:26
You can tell a joke,
can't you?
1:04:29
Well, pretend you're Don Rickles...
1:04:31
and tell a joke, all right?
1:04:33
The things you gotta remember
are the details.
1:04:36
The details sell your story.
1:04:38
This particular story
takes place in a men's room.
1:04:41
You gotta know
all the details--
1:04:44
whether they got paper towels
or a blower to dry your hands.
1:04:47
You gotta know if the stalls
ain't got no doors or not.
1:04:51
You gotta know if they got liquid soap
or that pink, granulated shit...
1:04:54
they used in high school.
1:04:56
You gotta know if they got
hot water or not, if it stinks...
1:04:59
if some nasty, lowlife,
scum-ridden motherfucker...