:53:00
'You must apologize.'
:53:02
But Two-Gun Corcoran
would have none of it.
:53:05
Cursing, he reached for his
pistols and would have killed him. . .
:53:08
. . .but the Duck was faster and hot lead
blazed from his smoking six-guns. "
:53:14
I consider that an accurate
depiction of events.
:53:17
There is a certain poetry to the
language which I couldn't resist.
:53:24
I was in the Blue Bottle
Saloon in Wichita. . .
:53:28
. . .the night English Bob
killed Corky Corcoran.
:53:31
I didn't see you there.
:53:34
Nor no woman.
:53:36
Nor two-gun shooters.
:53:38
-Nor none of this.
-You were there?
:53:41
Yeah, I was there.
:53:45
First off. . .
:53:47
. . .Corky never carried two guns,
though he should have.
:53:50
He was called Two-Gun Corcoran.
:53:53
A lot of folks did call him Two-Gun,
but not because he had two pistols.
:53:57
It was because his dick. . .
:53:59
. . .was longer than the barrel
on his Walker Colt.
:54:04
Only insulting he did was stick it
into a French lady. . .
:54:08
. . .that he was sweet on.
:54:10
When Corky walked into the Blue Bottle
and before he knew what's what. . .
:54:15
. . .Bob takes a shot at him!
And misses, he's so damn drunk.
:54:19
That bullet whizzing by panicked
Corky. He did the wrong thing.
:54:24
He hurried
and shot his damn toe off.
:54:27
Meantime, Bob here. . .
:54:30
. . .aims real good
and squeezes off another. . .
:54:32
. . .but he misses, he's still so drunk!
Hits a $1 ,000 mirror over the bar.
:54:38
The Duck of Death is as good as dead. . .
:54:41
. . .because Corky does it right.
:54:43
He aims real careful.
:54:46
-No hurry.
-And?
:54:50
That Walker Colt blew up in his hand,
a failing common to that model.
:54:56
If Corky'd had two guns instead of
a big dick, he would've been there. . .