:47:00
and found out the next day
that you'd missed something.'
:47:06
Whoa! Whoa! Fellas. Whoa!
Look at those broads.
:47:10
-They're beautiful.
-Come over here, darling.
:47:14
Amore mio vieni qua, vieni.
:47:16
Vieni qua, dammi un bacio.
:47:25
-Come on, sit down.
-Va funculo!
:47:28
-Those broads are pigs.
-How d'you know?
:47:31
Fuck you, C.
:47:32
How do you know?
:47:33
They fail my test.
:47:34
-What test?
-It has a name?
:47:37
To see if a girl is worth marrying,
she's gotta pass the test.
:47:41
I call it the Mario test.
:47:43
This I gotta hear.
:47:45
You take a girl
for a ride in your car, right?
:47:48
Yeah.
:47:49
Jump on the highway,
:47:50
and pull up to one of those
big fucking 18 wheel trucks.
:47:54
Pull up beside it
and get the driver's attention.
:47:56
Honk your horn, whatever,
just make sure he's watching.
:48:00
At the same time and you start pushing
her head down firmly between your legs.
:48:05
-Get the fuck outta here.
-Yeah.
:48:08
It's for her own good.
:48:09
Now, if this girl
goes down on the old bragiola,
:48:13
knowing that guy is watching,
:48:15
then she can't be trusted.
:48:17
-It won't work.
-You're sick, you need help.
:48:20
And if throw their hair over their ears,
they did it before.
:48:24
Believe me, they're pros.
:48:41
Those niggers have
passed us twice today.
:48:44
Who gives a fuck?
:48:46
What are you talking about?
I give a fuck.
:48:49
Did they bother you? No.
:48:52
But next week it's two cars,
then before you know it -
:48:56
They're fucking our broads.
:48:57
They shouldn't come through.
:48:58
Let's invite them in - give them a shot.