:05:06
A baby in the house. It's about time.
Hey, kiddo...
:05:13
Did you see that?
:05:18
He's a real devil!
:05:28
Pugsley, the baby weighs 10 pounds,
the cannonball weighs 20 pounds.
:05:33
- Which will hit the stone walkway first?
- I'm still on fractions.
:05:37
- Which do you think?
- The cannonball?
:05:40
Very good. But which one will bounce?
:05:45
- The baby?
- There's only one way to find out.
:05:47
Ready?
:05:51
One, two, three!
:05:55
- What a glorious evening.
- Rain.
:06:06
- Cara mia!
- Oh, dear.
:06:14
Children, why do you hate the baby?
:06:17
- We just want to play with him.
- Especially his head.
:06:21
- Do you think we love the baby more?
- Yes.
:06:26
- And that one of the others has to die?
- Yes.
:06:31
That's just not true. Not any more.
:06:37
It's just sibling rivalry.
:06:39
Gomez, do you remember
what we were like?
:06:43
- I hated you!
- I despised you.
:06:46
I choked him till he lost consciousness
and had to be put on a respirator.
:06:51
I tied him to a tree and
pulled out four of his permanent teeth.
:06:55
When he was asleep, I opened his skull
and removed his brains.