1:05:08
I am a turkey. Kill me.
1:05:10
What a thoughtful gift!
1:05:16
Why, you are as civilised as we.
1:05:19
Except we wear shoes
and have last names.
1:05:22
Welcome to our table,
our new primitive friends.
1:05:26
Thank you, Sarah Miller. You're
the most beautiful person I've seen.
1:05:30
Your hair is the colour of the sun.
Your skin is like fresh milk.
1:05:34
- And everyone loves you.
- Stop! Sit.
1:05:39
- Wait.
- What?
1:05:41
We can't break bread with you.
1:05:45
- Becky, what's going on?
- Wednesday!
1:05:48
You have taken the land
which is rightfully ours.
1:05:53
My people will be forced to live
in mobile homes and reservations.
1:05:58
Your people will wear cardigans
and drink highballs.
1:06:02
We'll sell our bracelets
by the roadsides.
1:06:04
You'll play golf and
enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres.
1:06:07
My people will have pain and
degradation, yours will have stick shifts.
1:06:13
The gods of my tribe have spoken,
1:06:16
"Do not trust the Pilgrims.
Especially Sarah Miller."
1:06:20
Gary, she's changing the words.
1:06:23
For all these reasons,
I've decided to scalp you.
1:06:28
And burn down your village.
1:06:40
- Children!
- Stop, you're destroying my text!
1:06:52
- He's not a team player.
- He's special, but needs friends.
1:06:55
He needs friends like this?