1:41:00
Ooh, it's old.
1:41:04
And big.
1:41:06
Lurch.
1:41:10
Hi! Hi. I'm Debbie Jellinsky
from the agency.
1:41:13
The agency?
1:41:14
But they claimed
no one else was available.
1:41:17
They suggested
a Doberman.
1:41:19
Surprise!
I've been out of town.
1:41:21
Are you the mom?
1:41:23
I am Mrs. Addams.
1:41:24
I love your dress.
It's so tight.
1:41:28
Thank you.
1:41:29
Gomez.
1:41:32
I believe we may have
a new nanny...
1:41:34
Miss Jellinsky.
1:41:36
Deb.
1:41:38
Isn't he a lady-killer?
1:41:40
Acquitted.
1:41:42
I'll show you
all my references
1:41:44
so you'll know
I'm not a homicidal maniac.
1:41:46
- Of course you're not.
- You're too young.
1:41:50
Welcome to our home.
1:41:52
There's a belfry,
a swamp,
1:41:55
and a dungeon down below.
1:41:57
- Cable?
- Of course.
1:41:59
Debbie.
1:42:05
Oh, is that
the little critter?
1:42:08
Oh, no.
This is our baby.
1:42:11
He's adorable. He's perfect.
What's his name?
1:42:13
It was agony.
1:42:15
We went through
all the usual baby names...
1:42:17
Lucifer...
1:42:18
Benito...
1:42:19
Mao.
1:42:20
Then we came
to our senses,
1:42:22
something a child
could live with...
1:42:24
Pubert.
1:42:25
Pubert...
1:42:27
I like it.
1:42:28
It's filthy.
1:42:30
May I?
1:42:31
Your dress,
is it flammable?
1:42:33
You've had your shots--
1:42:35
measles, mumps, rabies?
1:42:43
Oh, I just adore
little babies.
1:42:48
I just want to squeeze them
till there's not a breath left
1:42:51
in their tiny little bodies.
1:42:53
Hello, Pubert.
1:42:56
I love you.