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[Romantic Music Plays]
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I ordered this cassette
from Time-Life.
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5,000 of the World's
Most Romantic Melodies.
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It's superb.
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What do you
call this?
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Number 438.
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So...
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do you like
romantic living?
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I do, so far.
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I love romantic living.
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Oh, Fester, how much
do you love me?
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With all my soul.
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Would you do
anything for me?
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Anything.
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Would you die for me?
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Yes.
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Promise?
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Aah!
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Aah aah!
2:13:44
Aah aah aah aah!
2:13:50
Pumpkin?
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Muffin.
2:13:59
[TVPlays]
2:14:03
Darling, I know
you're nervous.
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So am I.
2:14:10
I'm not nervous.
2:14:11
I'm upset.
2:14:12
Because of the bathtub?
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Th-Th--
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That was an accident.
2:14:20
I know.
2:14:21
I'm fine.
2:14:22
I know.
2:14:23
Don't give it
another thought.
2:14:26
Don't be frightened.
2:14:28
This is as new to me
as it is to you.
2:14:31
Have you really
never had sex?
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Never.
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Then how do you know we're
not having it right now?
2:14:40
We'll be just like
Gomez and Morticia.
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Pretend we're
at home in my room--
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Granny down the hallway,
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Lurch by the door.
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Oh, my God.
2:14:51
Please, what is it?
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What do you need?
2:14:59
Only you, my dearest.