2:34:03
Fester...
2:34:04
let me look at you.
2:34:07
I want to remember you
just this way.
2:34:12
What do you mean?
2:34:14
Rich. Will you miss me?
2:34:16
But you'll be right back,
won't you?
2:34:19
Of course.
2:34:23
Whoo!
2:34:25
Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
2:34:29
I am so glad we invited
the Chippewas
2:34:32
to join us
for this holiday meal.
2:34:35
Remember, these savages
are our guests.
2:34:38
We must not be surprised
2:34:41
at any of their
strange customs.
2:34:43
After all, they have not
had our advantages,
2:34:46
such as fine schools,
2:34:49
libraries full of books,
2:34:51
shampoo.
2:34:53
[Audience Chuckles]
2:34:55
How. I am Pocahontas,
a Chippewa maiden.
2:34:58
An Indian.
2:34:59
Enough said.
2:35:00
And I am Running Bear,
2:35:02
betrothed to Pocahontas.
2:35:04
In the play.
2:35:06
20 grand for summer camp,
2:35:09
he's Mr. Woo-Woo.
2:35:10
We have brought a special gift
for this holiday feast.
2:35:19
I am a turkey. Kill me.
2:35:22
What a thoughtful gift!
2:35:28
Why, you are
as civilized as we,
2:35:31
except we wear shoes
and have last names.
2:35:35
Welcome to our table,
our new primitive friends.
2:35:38
Thank you,
Sarah Miller.
2:35:39
You're the most beautiful person
I've ever seen.
2:35:42
Your hair is the color
of the sun,
2:35:44
your skin is like fresh milk,
2:35:46
and everyone loves you.
2:35:48
Stop! Sit.
2:35:51
Wait.
2:35:52
What?
2:35:53
We cannot break
bread with you.
2:35:56
Huh? Becky,
what's going on?
2:35:59
[Becky]
Wednesday!