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That one comes up a lot.
Number three.
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"Being a superpower has a price."
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Use that with number two
and number four. Read number four.
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"It's still a dangerous world."
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I'm just gonna say these things
and I'm gonna be a hit?
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Yeah, but you have to say them
at the right time.
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Read number five.
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"That's about as likely
as a Democrat being elected president."
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That one shows
you have a sense of humour.
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That was funny?
:38:32
Number six.
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"It makes you wonder if a par...
parli..."
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Parliamentary.
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"...system isn't better."
Yeah, the whole thing makes me wonder!
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Number seven.
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"I don't think Abe Lincoln himself
would know what to do about that."
:38:50
You say that one
when you don't know what to say.
:38:52
Oh, good! Then I'll just say that one.
:38:58
Number eight is when you're trapped
and you want to shut someone up.
:39:03
"If only the UN would take out the
Verner Amendment to Resolution 165,
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we'd have the power
to do what needs to be done."
:39:12
I don't understand one word of that.
:39:15
No-one will.
There is no Verner Amendment.
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But the only time anyone in Washington
admits they don't know something
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is when they're being indicted.
:39:23
But how am I going to know
when to say which one?
:39:26
We'll work out a code. OK?
:39:35
Try not to talk to anyone. This guy's
only been working on you for a day.
:39:39
She can talk to anybody, Harry,
and make you proud.
:39:42
It's working backwards!
:39:44
Instead of making her smart,
she's making you stupid.
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Good evening.