:08:02
We're with the federal government.
:08:06
I swear I thought that was
a legitimate deduction....
:08:08
I do impersonations,
so I use that TV for my work.
:08:11
Mr. Kovic,
we're not here about your taxes.
:08:16
On occasion, for security purposes,
we hire a double for the president...
:08:21
...at public functions
in exposed situations.
:08:25
Your government needs your help.
:08:30
Really?
:08:39
I like it.
:08:40
You look just like him.
:08:42
You think?
:08:43
And the coloring....
:08:45
Coloring is excellent.
:08:47
-His hair's this short?
-It's a perfect match.
:08:50
Not over the ears?
:08:51
You understand what you'll be doing?
:08:53
You want me to wave.
:08:54
Wave from the door,
come downstairs, get into the limo.
:08:58
You know, if you want me
to do other stuff, I can.
:09:00
-lf you want me to talk--
-Don't say a word.
:09:02
Right.
:09:05
Ladies and gentlemen,
the President of the United States.
:09:32
Thank you all.
:09:37
Is there a lawyer in the house?
:09:41
You know...
:09:42
...as I came to the podium,
I saw my friend, Jordan Blankfort.
:09:47
Now Justice Blankfort...
:09:51
...who I haven't seen
since our law school days at Yale....
:09:55
You know, just seeing him makes me...
:09:58
...kind of nostalgic
for those innocent days back then.