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Nothing.
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Good night.
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At 10:45 last night, President Mitchell...
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...coming home from giving
a speech to the Legal Counsel...
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...suffered a minor circulatory problem
of the head.
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Reports that he had suffered
a severe stroke are erroneous.
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Doctors report that he should be back
to his normal schedule soon.
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Now let me stress again,
this is a minor medical problem.
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The president has complete use
of his faculties...
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...and retains full executive authority.
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Any questions?
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The White House classifies
the president's condition...
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...as a slight circulatory problem
of the head.
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While technically a stroke...
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...White House spokesmen say
that his condition is far from serious...
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...and he should be up and about
some time soon.
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Do you know how many laws
we've broken?
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It's simple, Alan.
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We send the vice-president
to Africa or something.
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We dig up some dirt on him
and then force him to resign...
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...and get our president
to nominate a new one.
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It will take a couple of weeks.
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You mean, we get Dave
to nominate you as vice-president?
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I was a senator.
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Oh, I know.
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And when our poor president
has another stroke...
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...this time much more serious...
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...our newly appointed VP becomes....
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Jeez.
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What about containment?
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Thanks.
:25:52
We got the nurses for 50 grand apiece,
and the doctors for 100.
:25:55
The older guy wanted a head of the CDC.
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Is that everybody?
:25:58
Duane's got his guys under control.