:05:02
[ Girl ]
Gilligan's transistor radio.
That was a good one.
:05:07
What about that one where that sexy
surfer guy catches that huge wave?
:05:12
- Do you remember that?
- Oh, yeah!
:05:15
- The Mosquitos. Remember that?
- [ Boy ] Pink, let's go.
:05:18
They were a rock group. Ginger and
Mary Ann formed their own group--
:05:21
I can't go until Miss Wilk gets here,
so get Benny...
:05:24
and check me out on the way back.
:05:28
-What?
-Coach gave me something to give to you.
:05:33
- [ Pink ] They're really doin' this.
- Yeah.
:05:36
He wants 'em all back
by the end of the day.
Can you believe that?
:05:40
- And everybody's signing it?
- Just to get him off our backs.
:05:42
The coach is just
a big fuckin' asshole.
:05:44
You sign it, never think about it again.
Just let it go.
:05:49
You're gonna make a big deal
outta this, aren't ya?
:05:53
[ Inhaling ] You're gettin' air
from there, man. It's no good.
:05:57
You see this?
It's gotta be tight.
:06:00
Put some gum around the base
to get a good hit.
:06:03
[ Snoring ]
:06:06
[ Whispering ]
Slate.
:06:12
Benny.
:06:14
[ Slater ] I ain't believin' that shit
about Bonham's one-hour drum solo.
:06:19
One hour on drums? You couldn't
handle that shit on strong acid.
:06:30
We're gonna go to the bathroom.
Could you let Miss Wilk know?
:06:35
All right.
This is totally amazing.
:06:38
"I voluntarily agree
to not indulge in any alcohol,
:06:41
drugs or engage
in any other illegal activity...
:06:44
that may in any way jeopardize
the years of hard work...
:06:47
we as a team have
committed to our goal...
:06:49
of a championship season in '76."
:06:51
What bullshit.
:06:53
- Guys are actually signing this crap?
- Apparently.
:06:56
What are they gonna do next,
give you guys urine tests?
:06:59
I didn't know drugs and alcohol
were such a big problem...