:05:01
Ahka-Seltzer!
:05:08
Big Brother!
Harbinger, where are you?
:05:29
Surrender, Yankee infidels!
You have no chance.
:05:33
Off to prison, American Satans.
:05:58
Good evening. Americans were shocked today
by the announcement of the failure...
:06:02
...of yet another mission to
rescue our hostages from the Middle East.
:06:05
Informed sources reveal that the
rescue team itself has been captured...
:06:09
...and added to those
already being held.
:06:12
Preliminary reports also indicate that
an attempt on the life...
:06:15
...of a terrorist dictator
was thwarted at the same time.
:06:19
With the president election just 10 days away,
this could be a setback for the White House.
:06:24
Presidential challenger
Senator Gray Edwards, campaigning in _______
:06:27
...commented on the failed mission.
:06:29
This is no time for partisan politics.
:06:31
Bringing our people home
should be the nation's number one priority.
:06:35
Despite this current crisis, the president
put on his best political face...
:06:39
...continuing on
his campaign schedule.
:06:41
Benson 's 20 point lead
in the poll six months ago...
:06:44
...has plummeted since
the hostage crisis began.
:06:47
The CNN/Victoria Secret
catalog poll...
:06:50
...now has the president
and Edwards running neck and neck.
:06:53
This afternoon, Benson made a brief stop
in Fergus Falls, Virginia...
:06:57
...for the groundbreaking
of his presidential library.