:36:02
I missed you too.
:36:04
Thanks.
:36:10
- How you doir?
- I'm good.
:36:12
Getting it together.
:36:20
She wants a divorce.
:36:25
She wants her freedom and...
:36:28
if you don't contest it...
:36:30
you get everything...
:36:32
the land, the money, everything.
:36:36
Where is she?
:36:41
Hi, everybody!
:36:46
Hi, everybody.
I'm Billy Connolly.
:36:48
Good-bye, everybody.
:36:50
You may wonder
what you're doing here...
:36:51
sitting in the sun as the smell
of the zoo wafts past your nostrils.
:36:57
The reason you are here
is because you are loaded.
:37:00
But may I say how brilliant it is
to see so many with an interest...
:37:04
in the preservation
of endangered species.
:37:07
Every year we have this unique way
of making money for the cause.
:37:10
We auction animals.
:37:12
We bid as high as possible...
:37:14
and the money goes to sponsor
these lovely beasts.
:37:16
Let's start with a bang.
:37:18
We've got a superstar
as a first animal.
:37:20
Ladies and gentlemen, the hippo.
:37:24
The animal itself is far too big
and angry to bring along.
:37:27
Look at this guy.
:37:29
Thousands and thousands of pounds
of aggressive, hostile cellulite.
:37:34
Weighs slightly less
than the average school bus.
:37:37
Look at that magnificent beastie.
:37:40
To put him in a better light, to
relieve you of some serious money...
:37:44
Thank you very much.
:37:47
We have a kissy-kissy picture.
:37:50
Isn't that nice?
:37:55
Ladies and gentlemen, I couldn't
even dream of starting the bid...
:37:58
below $ 10,000.
:37:59
- Now, I know it's a lot of money...
- Thirty.