Les Visiteurs
prev.
play.
mark.
next.

:24:01
I was born
in the year of our Lord 1079.

:24:04
I'm Jacquasse The Crass, his vassal.
I know not my date of birth.

:24:08
You're Godefroy, he's Joan of Arc,
and I'm the Queen of England. Okay?

:24:13
Okkk ayyy!
:24:14
This is the Hardy.
:24:15
Despite a vague resemblance,
he was a fat, hairy macho

:24:19
Who must have had
chronic halitosis... You know...

:24:23
Okkk ayyy!
:24:25
What are you doing here?
:24:27
I asked for a torch.
Make haste!

:24:32
Hubert, stop telling
tall tales.

:24:35
And what, pray tell, is this?
:24:38
Mere trickery?
:24:40
Hub!
:24:42
You knew where the dungeon was?
:24:44
Maybe we'll find
the Montmirail treasure.

:24:49
It's pitch black.
:24:50
I'll get my flashlight.
Stay put.

:25:12
Yes?
:25:13
The torches died.
:25:16
Can I help you?
:25:21
What on earth happened here?
:25:24
Who is responsible for this?
:25:26
'Tis a piece o' rubbish!
:25:28
You can say that again.
:25:30
If your brother sees this,
it won't be a picnic.

:25:34
Cousin Hubert needs a torch.
:25:36
A flashlight.
I'll get you one.

:25:38
Okkk ayyy!
:25:42
Halogen flashlights.
A total must.

:25:47
Could someone
:25:48
serve me a scotch?
:25:51
I need a drink
before the other brother

:25:53
arrives to finish the seminar.
:25:55
Edgar and Edouard together...
:25:56
aren't easy.
:25:57
I'm waiting for sire's torch.
:25:59
Sire?

prev.
next.