:18:04
Remember when we talked about the twin
cemetery plots and how romantic that is?
:18:10
- Remember?
- Yes. Yes. We were.
:18:12
Spending eternity with the beloved.
:18:15
- I sound like one of those guys.
- Yes.
:18:18
Yeah, but I was just wondering,
where is the cemetery?
:18:21
It's in Nyack.
:18:24
We used to summer
there occasionally.
:18:29
What was that
about twin cemetery plots?
:18:32
I knew you were trying to tell me
something, so I picked up on it quickly.
:18:36
I was in the kitchen making the coffee.
:18:39
There were no beans,
so I was looking in his cupboards.
:18:43
And I came across this urn, okay? And
I opened it and there were ashes in it.
:18:49
- Ashes? Did you wash your hands?
- He had her cremated!
:18:52
How did you know it was her?
Did they resemble Mrs. House?
:18:57
- Who else would it be?
- Anybody.
:18:59
Could be a relative.
His accountant. His cat.
:19:02
- Right. Hidden? Hidden away?
- What do you mean?
:19:06
- The guy didn't do anything.
- All I know is, he lied. Okay? He lied.
:19:12
Maybe he's embarrassed.
:19:14
Maybe he didn't want to spend
eternity next to the beloved.
:19:17
So he told us that.
You know, what's the difference?
:19:21
- Who are you calling?
- Ted.
:19:23
Jesus. Leave the guy alone.
:19:27
He's a poor widower. He wants
to go on a vacation or something.
:19:31
Yeah? Where? I know where.
Snorkeling, right?
:19:35
So what? He has fun sitting
at the bottom of the water with squid.
:19:40
I know. I know. What about this?
:19:43
- What if they had a big insurance policy?
- Too much Double Indemnity.
:19:48
Hi. Yeah. Hi, it's me.
:19:51
We were just in our neighbor's
apartment, right?
:19:54
Get this. I came across
an urn with ashes in it.
:19:58
Only, he says he had his wife buried.