:32:00
Yes, I know where it is.
Okay, hold on.
:32:03
I can't do it. My wife...
I have a thing I have to do.
:32:06
I'll do the cheeseburger
with you next week.
:32:09
Story of my life.
:32:13
You snuck into his apartment?
Are you nuts?
:32:15
- Stop being a fuddy-dud.
- A fuddy-dud?
:32:18
What are you talking about?
That's a crime.
:32:21
That's breaking and entering.
:32:24
What has gotten into you?
Save a little craziness for menopause.
:32:28
I took the key and I let myself in.
:32:30
Hey, look...
You'll wind up rooming with John Gotti.
:32:34
You can't just steal a key
and go into somebody's apartment.
:32:38
He's not going snorkeling
with his brother.
:32:41
I don't want to be an accessory.
:32:43
He's going to Paris with a woman
named Helen Moss.
:32:46
- Tell Ted. I don't want to know.
- I did.
:32:49
- You told Ted before me?
- Yeah, he's more open-minded.
:32:53
I know. I'm a bore. I don't break
the law. I live within the Constitution.
:32:58
- Plus, he got rid of the urn.
- I don't want to hear.
:33:02
- He talked on the phone with a woman.
- How do you know?
:33:05
- He came back while I was there.
- He did?
:33:07
- I hid under the bed.
- Under his bed?
:33:10
He didn't see me, Larry.
He didn't see me at all.
:33:13
I cannot believe this.
My stomach is curdling.
:33:16
He was very lovey-dovey
with this kind of bimbo.
:33:20
He kept saying stuff like, " Don't worry.
It'll be all right. We'll be together."
:33:25
- What if he found you?
- I couldn't think that far ahead.
:33:29
That far ahead?
You're talking two seconds.
:33:32
Yeah, but Larry, listen to this.
:33:35
He called this woman back.
Probably this Helen Moss.
:33:38
I don't want to know.
:33:40
And when he calls her back,
she's not there.
:33:43
Then he leaves this message and says:
:33:46
"Tell her Tom called."
You know what I'm saying? Tom!
:33:50
I get it. His name is Paul. But I
don't care. I don't want to hear.
:33:54
I thought I did a great job,
and so did Ted.
:33:58
A private eye
couldn't have done better.