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You have some mail.
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- Libbie....
- Hi.
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This is June.
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It's so nice to meet you.
:13:09
You know, it's been six months, Libbie.
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I just thought it was time
you should meet her.
:13:16
Take your crap out of the medicine cabinet,
while you're at it.
:13:20
All right, okay.
:13:23
You're a robot, you know that?
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I can't hear you.
:13:28
You're not a real person.
:13:33
Only a mutant would pull a stunt like this.
:13:37
Are you talking to yourself, Libbie?
:13:43
Yeah, I'm talking to myself.
:13:49
Who would have thought
that I'd be on the Johnny Carson Show?
:13:52
Did you know, when I was born...
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l didn't have a name
till I was 3 years old?
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Why?
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Because my father,
who's this really rigid old Chinese guy...
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told me that when I was little,
there was an ancient Chinese tradition...
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where the unborn child knows its name
before it's even born.
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So the parents listen for it
and they try to get the name.
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Obviously, in my case,
they couldn't hear it.
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It's not like they weren't listening,
it was on purpose.
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My mother wanted to name me Miranda
because she liked to dress like that.
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With fruit and stuff.... I mean, hats!
I don't understand these hats.
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But she couldn't say, "Miranda" because
it was "Melanda" and didn't sound right.
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She wanted to avoid
the whole "L" and "R" thing.
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So they called me Amanda. Amanda!
:14:36
She's never understood me.
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She always has this...
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big smile on her face!
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As if nothing's wrong,
as if everything is okay.
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Always.