:03:01
If you want to play Gandhi,
then do it on somebody else's time.
:03:10
Then I've got to do what I've got to do.
:03:13
That's very funny.
Where the hell are you goin'?
:03:16
If you leave, you're not comin' back in.
:03:19
I'm not takin' any crap from you, pal.
:03:22
Well, in the words of Porky Pig:
:03:27
Piss off, Lou.
:04:00
- So what about that history test?
- Don't ask.
:04:03
- Did you have fun in school?
- I painted a picture of a rainbow.
:04:10
- Dad?
- Daddy!
:04:14
Daddy!
:04:19
- I thoughtyou couldn't pick us up.
- Well, I got off early.
:04:23
- You mean you got fired?
- No, I quit. For reasons of conscience.
:04:27
Actors.
:04:28
Dude, congratulations
on your 12th birthday. Got a surprise for ya.
:04:34
- A stripper?
- Ooh, please!
:04:37
- Two strippers?
- Hoo-hah, boy!
:04:38
- A party?
- Yes!
:04:40
No. No parties.
:04:42
Mom said you couldn't have one
because of your report card.
:04:45
Mom's not gonna be
home for another four hours, is she?
:04:52
Prepare yourself... for the wild kingdom.