1:23:00
Oh! Then I'm your woman.
1:23:02
- Which one?
- What's the occasion?
1:23:05
It's my birthday.
1:23:07
Stu's taking me out to dinner.
1:23:12
Neither.
1:23:14
They're both too brazen, dear.
They cry "harlot".
1:23:17
Red is the traditional colour for streetwalkers.
1:23:19
And the black one is far too short.
I hope you waxed.
1:23:23
They both say to me "I'm easy."
1:23:25
You want to be Kilimanjaro
on your first date - inaccessible.
1:23:29
Why buy the cow
when you can get the milk for free?
1:23:32
No, let's find something more your own age.
1:23:36
Something a little less tawdry.
1:23:38
Let's see.
1:23:40
How about this lovely frock?
Tasteful, elegant...
1:23:44
Don't you think?
1:23:46
And old. I wore that
to my aunt's funeral in 1976.
1:23:49
A classic never dies, dear.
I think it's time to revive it.
1:23:53
I think we should askthe kids.
What do you think?
1:23:56
- I'd go with the short, black one.
- Yeah. It's the most fun.
1:24:01
There. You see? I agree.
1:24:03
Fine. You ask my opinion, then don't take it.
1:24:06
- I will not be held responsible for your virtue.
- You'll be there to protect me.
1:24:11
- Stu has invited you and the kids to join us.
- Oh, how lovely! One big, happy family.
1:24:16
I wouldn't miss that for the world!
Should be smashing good fun!
1:24:20
- I'm so glad.
- When is this enchanted evening?
1:24:23
Friday night, seven o'clock.
1:24:26
- This Friday at seven?
- Yes. At my favourite restaurant. Bridges.
1:24:31
- Bridges?
- Yes.
1:24:33
- Friday at seven.
- Bridges.
1:24:35
Sorry.
1:24:38
- Bridges?
- Yes! Bridges.
1:24:40
- The restaurant Bridges?
- Friday at seven.
1:24:44
- I can't. Please, don't. It's bingo night, dear.
- Cancel it.
1:24:48
I can't, dear. It's my turn
to pull the balls at the rectory.
1:24:52
- Please join us.
- Don't ask me that, dear.
1:24:54
I can't have my birthday withoutyou.
1:24:56
It's so important to us thatyou be there.
You're part of the family now.