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Just trying to blend in
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with the surroundings
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Halitosis, halitosis, halitosis!
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Can't believe you're 'ere
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I'm not 'ere.
:09:18
I'll tell you what, it's a crackin' place you've got, love.
:09:20
Good. I'm glad you like it.
:09:22
No, I was been sarcastic.
:09:24
Why didn't you tell me you were comin'? I would a' met you off the train.
:09:27
I didn't come on the fuckin' train.
:09:28
- Off the bus, then.
- I didn't come on the bus either.
:09:30
So 'ow did you get 'ere then?
:09:32
Well, basically, there was this little dot, right? And the dot went bang,
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and the bang expanded,
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energy formed into matter, matter cooled, matter lived, the amoeba to fish, the fish to fowl, the fowl to frog, the frog to mammal
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the mammal to monkey, the monkey to man.
:09:44
Amo, amas, amat, quid pro quo, memento mori,
:09:45
ad infinitum, sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese and leave under the grill till Doomsday.
:09:50
I see you 'aven't changed.
:09:51
'e's a fuckin' genius, this geezer!
:09:54
I take it you've met my wicky-wacky friend Sophie?
:09:58
No, actually, we 'aven't been formally introduced, 'ave we, love?
:10:00
No, we've been sat 'ere in
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embarassin' silence all afternoon.
:10:06
So , 'ow are you?
:10:07
Peachy-creamy.
:10:12
Are you really? I'm very pleased.
:10:15
So how's, um, work?
:10:19
It's all right.
:10:21
Is it everything you hoped it would be?
:10:24
What did you hope it would be?
:10:31
I'm sorry - did you get that?
:10:34
It's everything she hoped it would be,
:10:36
but she doesn't fuckin' know what she hoped it would be!
:10:38
Oh, and by the way. Thank you for this!
:10:41
I mean, are you tekkin' the piss,
:10:43
or what?
:10:46
'So, Johnny... My address is'
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I'm touched.
:10:59
- Why 'ave you come?
- Oh, can you tell from there?