:30:00
Fuck off, cunt!!
:30:13
Got a fag?
:30:14
- Yes, thanks.
- Uh?
:30:15
- Yes, I've got one.
- Giz one.
:30:17
- Please.
- Wha'?
:30:18
Say please.
:30:20
Just fuckin' giz one. Come on, mister!
:30:22
You've got a lovely way about you - 'as anybody ever told you that?
:30:26
'Thank you. That's all right.'
:30:38
Maggie !
:30:40
She's gone, mate!
:30:42
Those days are over.
:30:45
Have you seen a lassie wanderin' aboot here?
:30:47
What?
:30:49
A lassie. Black hair, blue jeans.
:30:51
I saw a little Border collie padding off down there towards a fire.
:30:54
Where?
:30:57
'Ave you lost your bird or somethin'?
:30:59
Aye. Have you've seen her? Black hair?
:31:01
- No
- Fuckin' hell! Stupid fuckin' cunt's gone
:31:05
and got lost.
:31:07
- You're from Scotland?
- Uh?
:31:09
- Are you scots?
- Aye.
:31:10
What's it like up there?
:31:11
Fuckin' shite! I'll kick her fanny in.
:31:15
- D'you dream in Scotch?
- Uh?
:31:17
Like, dream about sporran-clad, caber-tossin'
:31:19
haggis, gallopin' over porridge-covered glens?
:31:22
Talking shite.
:31:23
Yeah, well, I sent off for one of those Linguaphone packages, 'Talk Shite in a Fortnight' -
:31:27
't's all goin' very well. I haven't quite got the hang of the transitive verbs yet, but -
:31:30
Will you fuckin' shut it, eh?!
:31:37
- What you're doing down here?
- Eh?
:31:39
Why are you here in London, O Bodhidharma?
:31:43
Put my old man in hospital.
:31:45
- Your dad?
- Ah.
:31:46
- 'Ow did you do that, then?
- Cracked 'im on the nut wi' a poker.
:31:49
- What for?
- 'E was fuckin' asking for it!
:31:53
So what, is 'e in a bad way?
:31:55
Fuckin' right. He's 'alf dead.
:31:57
What does you mam think about it?
:31:58
She's off 'er fuckin' nut.