1:04:03
We'll even, uh, give you a new identity.
1:04:07
I'll make you the most sought-after
young man in the East.
1:04:11
And then, one day,
I'll come into one of these homes.
1:04:15
And you'll be there.
And I'll be presented to you.
1:04:20
And I'll pretend to meet you
for the first time.
1:04:27
And our friendship'll
be witnessed by my friends.
1:04:31
And our parents' friends.
1:04:34
And if it all happens under their noses...
1:04:38
they can't judge me.
1:04:43
And they can't disparage you.
1:04:45
I'll make you a guest in their houses.
1:04:52
Now ask me another name.
1:04:55
I'd like to try for the shirt.
1:05:15
That's enough for today.
1:05:17
Paul stayed with me for three months.
1:05:20
You remember little Trent Conway?
1:05:22
The kid got his address book,
with our names in it.
1:05:25
- Yeah. You could be next.
- Yes.
1:05:27
Now, this is the way you must speak.
1:05:31
Hear my accent. Hear my voice.
1:05:35
Now, you never say
you're going horseback riding.
1:05:40
- You say you're going riding.
- (grunts)
1:05:43
And don't say "couch".
1:05:46
Say "sofa".
1:05:49
And you, you say "boddill".
"Have a boddill o' beer."
1:05:53
It's "bottle".
1:05:56
Say "Bottle of beer".
1:05:59
Boddill o' beer.