:21:32
He sells the best soup ever and
he is the meanest man in America.
:21:37
- I feel strongly about this.
- Do it.
:21:42
Neww Year's Eve. I wwon't wwrite it.
:21:44
Listen: "Phone service wwas
tied up Christmas Eve -
:21:49
- wwhen a kid called the radio
and said his dad needs a neww wwife."
:21:53
2.000 wwomen wwanted his number.
:21:57
I heard it. This kid calls up, -
:22:00
- and the shrink forces
the father to talk about it.
:22:06
Suddenly he starts talking -
:22:09
- about howw he fell in love wwith her
like these cowws in Michigan.
:22:15
The cowws that got zapped by stray
voltage. Maybe it wwas Wisconsin.
:22:21
Anywway, I wwas listening to him,
and suddenly I wwas crying.
:22:27
Like wwhen I see the ad -
:22:30
- wwhere the daughter gives her mum
the refrigerater wwith a red boww.
:22:35
- Or the twwo kids at the party ...
- Making an album for Grandfather
:22:41
That kills me
:22:44
Write about it. Whatever it is.
:22:48
2,000 wwomen calling for a husband?
Women are desperate for love.
:22:54
- Especially over a certain age.
- It's hard to get married over 40.
:22:59
- That statistic is not true.
- But it feels true.