So I Married an Axe Murderer
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:37:02
I'm throwing them
a 30th wedding anniversary party.

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Mom, Dad, we're here.
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Stuart!
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Charlie!
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Is this the wee Harriet?
She's absolutely beautiful.

:37:30
And you're very, very welcome.
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I hope you hold on to this one.
:37:35
You have the face of a wee angel,
do you know that?

:37:40
I give! I give!
I'm Charlie's father.

:37:44
Sorry. I'm sorry.
You surprised me. I'm sorry.

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I like this one, Charlie.
She's quite a filly.

:37:52
Charlie tells me you're a butcher.
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Yes, I am a butcher.
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Do you link your own sausage?
:38:00
I do.
:38:01
-Why don't you put your trousers on?
-Hold your horses.

:38:05
Head! Pants! Now!
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Why don't you come with me?
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I have wonderful photos
of when he was a wee baby.

:38:16
Like one of him shitting
his pants at Niagara Falls.

:38:19
Come on, don't show her the pictures.
:38:22
Lighten up, Charlie. You've got
a pickle up your ass again.

:38:32
I'm going to the washroom, okay?
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Evidently, I have a pickle up my ass.
:38:37
-You'll be okay if I leave you?
-Fine. Don't worry about me.

:38:43
Make sure there's enough paper.
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And Charlie, light a match!
:38:49
Are you away to crap, again?
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What a cute baby Charlie was!

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