:04:25
Before I sign anything...
:04:28
I want to know how much money
we're talkin' about.
:04:30
Mr. Clampett, there's more petroleum
in your swamp...
:04:32
than there is in all of Kuwait.
:04:35
- That bad, huh?
- Mr. Clampett...
:04:38
you are sitting on the biggest
domestic oil strike in history.
:04:43
And when you sign these contracts,
we're going to pay you one billion dollars.
:04:50
Do you have anybody
who can advise you on these contracts?
:04:54
Cousin jethro's a-comin'tomorrow night
for Sunday supper, Pa.
:04:57
He's the one with the learnin'.
He went to school at Oxford.
:05:15
- Jethro.
- Yes, Ma?
:05:17
Did you fix those bare-as-bones brakes
like I told you?
:05:19
Of course.
I pulled 'em off yesterday.
:05:22
The new ones are
comin' in the mail next week.
:05:41
- Jethro!
- Howdy, Granny.
:05:43
Oh! You dadblamed
simpleminded yahoo!
:05:46
Your crack-bucket head's
emptier than last year's bird's nest.
:05:50
If your head was filled with dynamite...
:05:53
- Ow! Ow!
- You wouldn't know how to blow your nose!
:05:55
- You...
- Ow!
:05:57
- Granny! Ow! Granny!
- Just get out of my sight!