1:10:01
- Get those legs off him!
- She's got crap on her boots!
1:10:08
She doesn't even think we're her grandchildren.
1:10:11
And you say you fear
for your lives?
1:10:14
Yes. I'm afraid the poor old dear
tried to shoot us with a shotgun.
1:10:18
Are there any other
indications of dementia?
1:10:20
Last week, we caught her
trying to eat a raccoon.
1:10:23
- Really?
- She calls us kidnappers.
1:10:26
They are! They are!
The old buzzards are!
1:10:29
- Wait, now.
- Grandma, please.
1:10:31
Ow! She bit me again, honey!
1:10:34
Better check her for rabies.
1:10:36
- Get two orderlies in here stat!
- Poor old dear.
1:10:42
We can't take the heartbreak a minute longer.
We need to admit her someplace...
1:10:45
where she can be kept in a straitjacket
away from sharp objects and pay phones.
1:10:49
From what you've told me,
I'd say that your grandmother...
1:10:53
is a perfect candidate
for, uh, electroshock therapy.
1:11:03
And nobody... I repeat nobody... is allowed
into the Clampett estate without an invitation.
1:11:07
Sans invitation, non.
1:11:10
Miss jane, this fella's all mad at me
'cause I opened up...
1:11:13
this box of wedding food...
1:11:15
but there ain't nothin' in there
but a bunch of snails.
1:11:17
I think the snails got up in there
and et all the food.
1:11:22
No problem. Jethro,
we'll just buy some more.
1:11:25
And, Henri, the snails go back
to the garden where they belong...
1:11:28
s'il vous plâit.
1:11:31
To your posts.
1:11:33
Everything's going fine,
but I have one small question.
1:11:37
Granny has not been available for her
fitting, and the wedding is tomorrow.
1:11:42
Hmm. Come to think of it, I ain't seen
hide nor hair of Granny since yesterday.
1:11:46
And you're not concerned?
1:11:49
No. She done the same thing
when I married Elly May's ma.
1:11:53
Came pourin' in
about three days later...
1:11:56
naked as a jaybird and
reeking of her medicine.